The Artist Formerly Known as "TIFAW"

suicunesrider:

what-the-hecky-heck:

I was re-reading Jaws and found something interesting.

twas foretold

Glasses selfie before work because nunu-bot requested it.

These aren’t MY glasses, but they’re also not the last pair of grandpa glasses.

sirpastydick:

hilarydank:

how am I supposed to eat this ass without my drink?!

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Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

kangawar said:
❝ Hi! Name two things you like about yourself, then pass this on to the first ten people you see on your dash. #TeamSelfEsteem ❤ ❞

1) I like my sense of pride and drive when it comes to getting things done

2) I like my ability to instantly draw myself into anybody’s stories who talk to me.

PSA IF ANYBODY WANTS TO HAVE THEMSELVES HEARD PLEASE SEND ME A MESSAGE I WON’T PUBLICIZE IT UNLESS YOU TELL ME TO

Bat your eyes, girl
Be otherworldly
Count your blessings, seduce a stranger
What’s so wrong with being happy?
Kudos to those who see through sickness

When she woke in the morning
She knew that her life had passed her by
And she called out a warning
"Don’t ever let life pass you by"

Incubus - Warning

kuntquats:

tag-redfield:

Guys check this out, I finally have enough beard to do that thing that turns you into an instant Disney villain…

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ALADDIN GIVE ME THE LAMP 

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iguanamouth:

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i read that as lions

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remember who you are